| We see monarchs meet and go through solemn ceremonies...with straight countenances; but it is not possible to imagine them meeting in private and not laughing in each other's faces.
-- Mark Twain's Notebook
|All of which leaves Prime Minister Pitt in the unenviable position of being asked by the royals to look into the all-seeing orb on their behalf.
In our play he finds himself compelled to explain the future, including such curious episodes and oddities as:
the scandalous death of Catherine the Great
Eminem as a moral leader of America's youth
Prince Harry's public behavior
the machismo of Boy George
British Special Agent Austin Powers
the abundance of Australian actors in film
the chasm between Tory spelling & Tori Spelling
Mick Jagger's knighthood
how a mad cow differs from a Raging Bull